Ten Things I Learned from Alice in Wonderland

5th December, 2011 - Posted by DisAnim - Comments Off on Ten Things I Learned from Alice in Wonderland

1. If you’re in a pickle, give yourself some good advice. 2. No one wins a caucus race. 3. Don’t trust a walrus and a carpenter… no matter how sweet their words are. 4. Lizards with ladders can solve all sorts of problems, such as if you have a giant in your house. 5. You […] Read More

Ten Things I Learned from Cinderella

15th July, 2011 - Posted by DisAnim - Comments Off on Ten Things I Learned from Cinderella

1. If you’re too desperate for your children to get married, they’ll probably end up marrying someone from the exact opposite social class. 2. If you are already holding as many corn kernels as you can, don’t try to pick one more up—especially if there is a cat on the loose. 3. It’s important to […] Read More

Ten Things I Learned from Ichabod and Mr. Toad

22nd June, 2011 - Posted by DisAnim - Comments Off on Ten Things I Learned from Ichabod and Mr. Toad

1. Even a dog howl can make girls faint if it comes from Ichabod Crane. 2. If you dig out a man covered with sugar only to find he’s angry, putting sugar back over his eyes doesn’t pacify him. 3. If you pray that a criminal will get time off for good behavior, chances are […] Read More

Ten Things I Learned from Melody Time

3rd June, 2011 - Posted by DisAnim - Comments Off on Ten Things I Learned from Melody Time

1. Spraying snow on your date isn’t necessarily the best way of flirting. 2. Roy Rogers draws maps of the United States that makes Texas about 60% of the entire country. 3. Clouds didn’t exist before Johnny Appleseed planted them. 4. If you are about to be attacked by a rattlesnake, simply out-hiss it. It […] Read More

Ten Things I Learned from Fun and Fancy Free

13th May, 2011 - Posted by DisAnim - Comments Off on Ten Things I Learned from Fun and Fancy Free

1. A good story can change the shape of inanimate objects such as a doll or teddy bear. 2. Having no beans is better than having three beans if you’re starving to death. 3. Just because you get a good slap on the face doesn’t mean that you’re in trouble – it might mean that […] Read More

Ten Things I Learned from Make Mine Music

27th April, 2011 - Posted by DisAnim - Comments Off on Ten Things I Learned from Make Mine Music

1. A stork can displace a lot of water with just its feet. 2. Fingers dancing on a piano look an awful lot like legs. 3. Singing whales can move quite agilely. 4. Don’t give a duck a gun. 5. If you’re a hat for sale on a display, don’t fall in love with the […] Read More

Ten Things I Learned from The Three Caballeros

15th April, 2011 - Posted by DisAnim - Comments Off on Ten Things I Learned from The Three Caballeros

1. You can get away with using a Spanish word in the title of a movie and never explaining what it means. 2. Hitting someone with a mallet makes them tiny. 3. Blowing into your finger can make you big. 4. The best gift you can give is yourself—even if it’s a first time introduction […] Read More

Ten Things I Learned from Saludos Amigos

6th April, 2011 - Posted by DisAnim - Comments Off on Ten Things I Learned from Saludos Amigos

1. Horses can stand on two feet for a photo shoot. 2. Playing the flute forces a llama’s body to react against its own will. 3. You should send your child on a treacherous flight across the Andes if you can’t go because of high “oil” pressure. 4. Playing a video in slow motion doesn’t […] Read More

Ten Things I Learned from Bambi

23rd March, 2011 - Posted by DisAnim - Comments Off on Ten Things I Learned from Bambi

1. Saying “bird” is enough to graduate you from mute to talking status. 2. The phrase “It happened!” is synonymous with “A baby was born!” 3. You can’t fall in love until someone explains what “twitterpated” is. But once someone does, you have about five minutes before you run in to a female and are […] Read More

Ten Things I Learned from Dumbo

11th March, 2011 - Posted by DisAnim - Comments Off on Ten Things I Learned from Dumbo

1. Storks can see state boundaries and names from the sky. 2. Elephants can vote whether or not other elephants are still elephants. 3. If you have hiccups, drinking champagne doesn’t cure them. If fact, it makes your hiccups worse. 4. If watching an elephant jump from a twenty foot platform is funny, watching an […] Read More

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