Ten Things I Learned from Alice in Wonderland

5th December, 2011 - Posted by DisAnim - Comments Off on Ten Things I Learned from Alice in Wonderland

1. If you’re in a pickle, give yourself some good advice.
2. No one wins a caucus race.
3. Don’t trust a walrus and a carpenter… no matter how sweet their words are.
4. Lizards with ladders can solve all sorts of problems, such as if you have a giant in your house.
5. You can learn manners from flowers, but you can’t learn how to be nice.
6. If you’re tall, you must be a serpent.
7. The one way to stop a mad clock is with a hammer.
8. If you plant white roses by accident, the easiest way to resolve it is to paint them red rather than plant red roses.
9. Unknown drinks turn you tiny. Unknown cakes make you huge.
10. If you see a white rabbit, and it’s late, just leave it alone.

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